Sriracha Ramen Beard Bowl?  

That time when a guy made a bowl out of his beard, filled it with ramen and Sriracha, then ate it with chopsticks…

[h/t Tastefully Offensive, via Gawker]

Didn’t anyone ever tell Carrie? Don’t cry over spilled Sriracha.

More Sriracha brilliance from The Oatmeal, this time in underwear form:

Looks like I’ve got some new spankies to purchase.

[Sriracha Underwear, via TheOatmeal.com]

Because, honestly, this may be the easiest way to feed my insatiable Sriracha addiction.