Sriracha Ramen Beard Bowl?  

That time when a guy made a bowl out of his beard, filled it with ramen and Sriracha, then ate it with chopsticks…

[h/t Tastefully Offensive, via Gawker]

I… I… I’m practically speechless.

Sriracha and beer, my two loves. My only wish would be to make it a can from Maui Brewing Co. instead, though. Viva la Sriracha!