Sriracha Thanksgiving

Apparently this version of Norman Rockwell’s famous Thanksgiving painting didn’t make it to print. (It’s called Freedom From Want btw… did you know that? I didn’t know that! Just a little art history lesson from The Sriracha Cookbook here. Cuz that’s how I roll.) Anyway, I just wanted everybody to see just how deep Sriracha’s Americana roots run.

And even if, by some small chance, this photo was somehow not actually real, EVEN IF that was the case, look at that creepy guy in the corner. That weird uncle that your mom always feels weird about hugging but begrudgingly does “because it’s the holidays”… You tell me that crazy mofo doesn’t look like he’s about 30 seconds away from breaking open that bottle of Sriracha and completely blanketing his food with it. Yeah… you show that turkey who’s boss, Uncle Frank… you show him good.